Thursday, October 05, 2006

I am a caveman, please let me explain...

I am a caveman. You know many guys like me.
I am usually quiet around groups of people.
You think I don't listen to you.
I eat either bland food or bar-b-qued meat.
I can also eat spicy food.
If you put "California Cuisine" in front of me I'll probably ask you, "what's for dinner?"
I work, or I am retired from a job that didn't involve a lot of "group think".
When I watch T.V. that's about all I can do.
I know I know where I am going in my car/truck/suv.
I love to read......westerns, detective stories, military stuff, biographies of other cavemen, porn.
Every green living thing is either a "something kind of tree" or "I don't know the name of that flower".
I can spend hours playing solitare.
I enjoy being around other cavemen.
There will be lots more to learn about me in the future.

Back in the day, cavemen had just two tasks to perform: supply the community with food, and assist in creating more cavebabies. That's it. Those two tasks were the only things we were good at. BUT we HAD to be good at those two things or the community would not survive.

Cavemen supplied the food and assisted in creating more cavebabies. Cavewomen did everything else. We may never know the reason why this was the way it was, but in future posts I will show you why it was so important and how we real cavemen are still pretty much the way we were back then.

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